capsforeskin

Alright, y'all.

 
I want to write more and figure this is a good way to start. You know the drill pick a number and pick a pairing (TW or HP) and I'll write a 100 - 500 word ...dribble/drabble/whatever.

1. “Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”
2. “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 
3. “Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
4. “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
5. “The skirt is short on purpose.”
6. “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
7. “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
8. “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
9. “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
10. “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
11. “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
12. “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 
13. “So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
14. “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
15. “I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us.”
16. “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
17. “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
18. “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”